I love that fucking title.
OK, so yeah, Kimi's been MIA for EVER
but who gives a fuck? Only five or so people
read this shit anyway and I doubt they really
give that much of a fuck so whatever.
Love ya though, you four or five.. or whatever.
So here goes.
What's been going on..
Let's start... with I moved.
Well, the whole family moved to this house.
The house is great and I finally have my own space
again but like.. it's in Southside.
Brandi, Southside's where 50 Cent's from.
It's nigger... yeah, niggER central.
40 oz. beers, sweaty du-rags, and chicken heads galore.
But that's like a block away, pass the checkpoint.
Yeah, bitch, a fucking blockade every night.
Random fucking comment.
Where the FUCK is MIMS?
Like.. one of his songs just came on my iPod's
shuffle and I'm like, yo, wtf happened to that dude?
I'll google his ass later. Lmao.
So.. Twitter.
WTF is the hype about?
I'm in the shower- 2:38PM
My girl just left- 4:53PM
I just don't get it. Like, no one gives
THAT much of a fuck about what you're doing.
Leave that shit for Y! and AIM stats.
OK, cool, you can tweet with celebs if they
deign to respond [which most won't besides Demi Moore
who has NOTHING better to do with her time]. But like,
what else is there? I haven't even been to the site.
They should appreciate my fucking promo.
LMAO, kidding, bitches.
My White Guy Celeb Crushes
[[No particular order]]
Robert Downey Jr.
Yeah, he was on the rocks for a while
but damnit, I still love him to death.
Orlando Bloom.
Just... YUM.
Daniel Radcliffe.
Yes, biatch, I love me some Harry Potter.
Anderson Cooper.
Rock that white hair, man!
Hayden Christensen.
He's so fine. Even with one arm [Star Wars].
Mark Wahlberg.
The old CK ads.
What?!
David Motherfucking Beckham.
30FT. Armani ads FTW!
Jason Statham.
Transporter.
Just.. Yum.
Shia Lebeouf.
No Explanation.
There are more.
LOADS more.
My Bi-Racial List:
Wentworth Miller.
[Prison Break brother].
Fantastic specimen.
Vin Diesel.
His voice.. And body... Wooo.
Corbin Bleau.
Is he bi-racial?
I've never seen moms but I believe so.
DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON.
That Samoan tattoo alone does it for me.
I tell you.. he could get it.
I'll add later.
More shit.
Robert finally got a haircut.
After two point five years.
I miss his hair though but it's
so much easier. We'll grow it back and
leave it long. Bitches love light skin boys
with light skin. Lmao.
Shallow shit but true nonetheless.
What else...?
Ahh, that's enough I think.
Bunch of pics to post but they'll have to wait.
OK, so yeah, Kimi's been MIA for EVER
but who gives a fuck? Only five or so people
read this shit anyway and I doubt they really
give that much of a fuck so whatever.
Love ya though, you four or five.. or whatever.
So here goes.
What's been going on..
Let's start... with I moved.
Well, the whole family moved to this house.
The house is great and I finally have my own space
again but like.. it's in Southside.
Brandi, Southside's where 50 Cent's from.
It's nigger... yeah, niggER central.
40 oz. beers, sweaty du-rags, and chicken heads galore.
But that's like a block away, pass the checkpoint.
Yeah, bitch, a fucking blockade every night.
Random fucking comment.
Where the FUCK is MIMS?
Like.. one of his songs just came on my iPod's
shuffle and I'm like, yo, wtf happened to that dude?
I'll google his ass later. Lmao.
So.. Twitter.
WTF is the hype about?
I'm in the shower- 2:38PM
My girl just left- 4:53PM
I just don't get it. Like, no one gives
THAT much of a fuck about what you're doing.
Leave that shit for Y! and AIM stats.
OK, cool, you can tweet with celebs if they
deign to respond [which most won't besides Demi Moore
who has NOTHING better to do with her time]. But like,
what else is there? I haven't even been to the site.
They should appreciate my fucking promo.
LMAO, kidding, bitches.
My White Guy Celeb Crushes
[[No particular order]]
Robert Downey Jr.
Yeah, he was on the rocks for a while
but damnit, I still love him to death.
Orlando Bloom.
Just... YUM.
Daniel Radcliffe.
Yes, biatch, I love me some Harry Potter.
Anderson Cooper.
Rock that white hair, man!
Hayden Christensen.
He's so fine. Even with one arm [Star Wars].
Mark Wahlberg.
The old CK ads.
What?!
David Motherfucking Beckham.
30FT. Armani ads FTW!
Jason Statham.
Transporter.
Just.. Yum.
Shia Lebeouf.
No Explanation.
There are more.
LOADS more.
My Bi-Racial List:
Wentworth Miller.
[Prison Break brother].
Fantastic specimen.
Vin Diesel.
His voice.. And body... Wooo.
Corbin Bleau.
Is he bi-racial?
I've never seen moms but I believe so.
DWAYNE "THE ROCK" JOHNSON.
That Samoan tattoo alone does it for me.
I tell you.. he could get it.
I'll add later.
More shit.
Robert finally got a haircut.
After two point five years.
I miss his hair though but it's
so much easier. We'll grow it back and
leave it long. Bitches love light skin boys
with light skin. Lmao.
Shallow shit but true nonetheless.
What else...?
Ahh, that's enough I think.
Bunch of pics to post but they'll have to wait.
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