Fease.

I know this is like totally fucking long but just read:

fease_yo: (GM) Kimi plz. i need you. :((
fease_yo: kimi forreal
fease_yo: :((
iGoogleYo: You're a character.
fease_yo: im not
fease_yo: im so serious
iGoogleYo: Serious about what?
fease_yo: about me wanting to be cool
fease_yo: forreal this time
fease_yo: i know i know what ive done
fease_yo: i never thought youd take it so serious
fease_yo: im just a big joke i know
fease_yo: but i mean youll been hella real to me
fease_yo: never faked or fronted
iGoogleYo: I'm not taking shit serious. I'm laughing at this shit.
fease_yo: and i should have been the same way to you
iGoogleYo: But you weren't and now you're saying you regret that [which I don't believe, just so you know]. Because if that was the case, you'd have gotten in contact with me when you were in NY "all the time".
fease_yo: OMG
fease_yo: i dont know you # by heart
fease_yo: i wasnt really on the net at the time
iGoogleYo: You don't know it period.
iGoogleYo: Mmk.
fease_yo: but i feel you all of that is true
fease_yo: i knew it before
iGoogleYo: Never used it.
fease_yo: yeah i know
fease_yo: but dont laugh at me because i love you
fease_yo: :((
iGoogleYo: Wow.
fease_yo: i do
fease_yo: :(
iGoogleYo: That's retarded.
iGoogleYo: You don't know me.
fease_yo: thats the whole point
fease_yo: i cant denied that way i feel
iGoogleYo: Wow.
fease_yo: :((
iGoogleYo: That's bananas.
fease_yo: i know
fease_yo: but if we never talk again i just want you to know that thats how i feel
iGoogleYo: No it isn't.
fease_yo: and thats all i have to say
fease_yo: :(
fease_yo: it IS
iGoogleYo: You're confused.
fease_yo: OMG
fease_yo: im not confused
iGoogleYo: yeah, you really are.
fease_yo: im old enough to know what im feeling kimi
fease_yo: but iight you dont have to believe me
fease_yo: just know what i knoow
iGoogleYo: That's wild.
fease_yo: yeah youll made that clear
iGoogleYo: Just saying.
fease_yo: i know
fease_yo: but yeah dont believe i still love you tho
fease_yo: Muah.
fease_yo: brandi is buggin
iGoogleYo: How so?
fease_yo: does she know im talking to you?
iGoogleYo: I had you in my stat 5 minutes ago so I guess so.
fease_yo: oh
fease_yo: anywho ima sleep on this
iGoogleYo: Alrighty.
iGoogleYo: Deuces.
fease_yo: and i know im gonna feel the same way tomorrow
iGoogleYo: I doubt it.
iGoogleYo: But ok.
fease_yo: I LOve You. Kimi. Just Kimi.
fease_yo: =((
fease_yo: :x
iGoogleYo: Good night, Fease.
fease_yo: forreal
fease_yo: ima show you
fease_yo: Good Night Kimi Babe
iGoogleYo: Dude... go to sleep.
fease_yo: lol
fease_yo: ima sex you up so u can change your tude missy
fease_yo: Muah again
fease_yo: my LOVE
fease_yo: :D
fease_yo: lol
iGoogleYo: Night.
fease_yo: im tired
iGoogleYo: So go to sleep.
fease_yo: but i dont wanna go right now
fease_yo: untill
fease_yo: you give me an e hug
fease_yo: plz
iGoogleYo: Go to sleep.
iGoogleYo: Night.
fease_yo: (GM) Kimi is my love :((. Brandi Hates Me :| i like you tho and dont be mad at me you wouldnt tell kimi for me so i had to tell her myself. and chas is my new bud. :) Night Nigs. all yall are cool even tho i dont talk to most of yall on my damn list. (/GM) Fease Out.

Alrighty then.
Time to explain Fease.
Let's get the basics squared away.
1. I have never MET this guy.
2. I have never spoken to him outside of Yahoo Messenger.
3. I stepped away from him and deleted him after he
attempted to "diss" me to this half deaf chick.

My thing is... WHAT THE FUCK?!
How the fuck can you love someone you've spoken
to less time than how many fingers you have?
I don't get it.
He must be high on something.
Like... seriously.
I haven't spoken to Fease in ages and now he
wants to confess "love".
What bullshit.
I'd be an ass an a half to believe that crap.

Where would he come up with this?
Maybe he's one of those submissive dudes
that likes being treated badly [not saying that I have
but I haven't been sweet and cuddly towards him].
I hate that.
He's acting like a groupie.

So all I can say is...
HUH?